What I have taken the most satisfaction and pride from with my ‘Recommended By‘ blogathon is the few people who have watched & reviewed movies they have seen me write about. I feel honoured even one person reads my site never-mind goes out of their way to watch something based on my recommendation. And that theme continues today as my good friend Al from A Mixed Bag endured a movie I despised…….can’t say I didn’t warn you Al!!
Reviewed by Al from A Mixed Bag
Tyson Carter reviewed The Devil Inside and suggested … well, DARED … me to watch it. Now I think I will hate him until the end of time.
THE DEVIL INSIDE (2012)
[Spoilers may lie ahead…..]
The film starts with a 911 call from a woman claiming she has killed three people, these turn out to be two priests and a nun, all killed apparently by Maria Rossi whom they were apparently attempting to exorcise. A trial finds Rossi not guilty on the grounds of insanity, resulting in her sent to an institute for the mentally challenged.
Then skip forward 20 years and Rossi’s daughter, Isabella tries to find more information by going to Rome to try to find what happened.
The film is recorded in the handheld camera method giving the impression of being a documentary. It follows Rossi Junior’s attempts to find out what happened to her mother and to see if she really is possessed. She has to travel from America to Rome to find the answers, and spends time in the mental hospital where her mother is now residing.
The film cuts between hand held cameras and security cameras in the hospital, causing the film to be very disjointed, and speech very quiet and inaudible. The acting – I should actually put a question mark on that and say “the acting?” – is some of the worst I have seen in a film, and I have seen a fair amount. At 25 minutes in, I was considering either becoming a monk or shoving needles in my eyes.
The continuity in the film is next to ridiculous, with people being tied down with white cloth that turns into leather straps, camera angles that vanish, people lying down and in the next shot sitting up, followed by lying down in the next shot. There is a point where someone dies in a hospital and a machine is bleeping to say that the person’s heart has stopped and there is no pulse, but this person was never attached to the equipment.
It is by far THE worst film I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through. There were parts that were supposed make you jump, but only result in a “pffft”.
I was told what the only good part of the film was, and I have to agree – the sound of it ejecting from the machine.
In my opinion, The Devil Inside should be consigned to room 101 and never see the light of day again. Out of 100, I would give it … 2. It is that high because the lights went out a couple of times and no one was speaking so there was a little bit of a respite from the codswallop.
Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I mean……I’m sorry you didn’t like it 😉
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Al
/ September 11, 2014No you ain’t LOL
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014If I have to suffer then its only fair others do too 🙂
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Al
/ September 11, 2014At least you warned me what I was letting myself in for. Have you seen the film from Hell? I made the mistake of going to the cinema to watch that. That is a another film I would rather shove needles in my eyes with
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Tyson Carter
/ September 12, 2014That the Johnny Depp one? Nope not seen it. You recommend it then? 😉
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Al
/ September 12, 2014Not that one then. I liked that. Crap. Send Her To Hell? Send Me To Hell? Just had a look – Drag Me To Hell. If I had to watch The Smurf Inside, you should watch that. I dare you
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Tyson Carter
/ September 13, 2014Drag me to hell was really good!!!!!
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Al
/ September 13, 2014It was tripe. In my opinion
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theipc
/ September 11, 2014You boys!
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014Surely even you hated this EI?!
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theipc
/ September 11, 2014I think we talked about before – I didn’t HATE it like everyone else did 🙂 It was fucking stupid but I’ve seen worse…
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014I thought so, but we’ve talked about so many I forget. I have also seen worse (rec 3) but not many
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theipc
/ September 11, 2014LOL – yep, just like Martyrs.
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014No. Fucking.Way.
Martyrs is incredible and you know it 🙂
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theipc
/ September 11, 2014I hated it!
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014My hiatus has messed with my memory. I need to re-read your thoughts, but we need to discuss this properly on my new site. Up for battling a mini review on it?
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theipc
/ September 11, 2014Sure. Give me some time to get it again and watch it so it’s fresh
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014Cool, need to email you (all) about that new site anyway. I’l be in touch 🙂
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Al
/ September 11, 2014You didn’t hate it like everyone else … you hated it in your own unique way
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garylee828
/ September 12, 2014I never watched Devil Inside b/c it looked dumb. But I may watch sometime just to see who I agree with here. Honestly, Isaacs and I seem to share the same sentiments on films that are despised by the majority. We both didn’t hate “Devil’s Due” the way others did. I think Isaacs thought it wasn’t as bad as most stated, where as I liked it okay, which is a huge compliment compared to the way others talked about it. “Devil’s Due” could have actually been really good if executed and written the right way. But I imagine “Devil’s Due” is Oscar caliber compared to “Devil Inside”.
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theipc
/ September 12, 2014They’re both about the same, Cappie. I don’t think either are as bad as people make them out to be. Everything is subjective. No one wants to watch something shitty, which is why I have my site. I dare anyone to watch Mad Cowgirl and compare these two. Mad Cowgirl s a shit fucking movie that no one will watch because it’s shit. Devil Inside is a mainstream horror that got a big release and no one liked. Mad Cowgirl is a piece of shit.
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garylee828
/ September 12, 2014lol, I will steer clear from it.
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Al
/ September 11, 2014Have you watched it?
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le0pard13
/ September 11, 2014That creepy nun poster is probably its best feature 😉
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014And that was one millisecond of screen time with no real connection to what the hell was going on lol 🙂
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Al
/ September 11, 2014It is what drew me to this codswallop in the first place. A bit like that film with Nicholas Cage and Ron Perlman. They spent all the money on Perlman and couldn’t afford anything else. Season of the Witch
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Al
/ September 11, 2014Such a magnificent film. If you look at the word co-star for this film, and say it fast, you can turn this into something decent – coaster
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014Haha, well played sir 🙂
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Three Rows Back
/ September 11, 2014The film the Vatican doesn’t want you to see… because it’s shit.
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Tyson Carter
/ September 11, 2014If i could be arsed/had the skills I’d photoshop the poster to say that 🙂
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Al
/ September 11, 2014You mean like this:
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Tyson Carter
/ September 12, 2014Perfect! I might actually use that poster instead 🙂
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CMrok93
/ September 11, 2014Good review. This movie was total shit. And the fact that they had it end as if it was a real thing just irked me even more.
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Al
/ September 11, 2014I don’t think “irk” is a strong enough word. I don’t think ANYTHING is a strong enough word
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mikeyb @ screenkicker
/ September 11, 2014I’m sorry you had to endure this Al. I blame Tysoe!
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mikeyb @ screenkicker
/ September 11, 2014*Tyson
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Tyson Carter
/ September 12, 2014I’m to blame for lots of things but somebody out there probably loves this film, and it could of been Al 🙂
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garylee828
/ September 12, 2014Maybe it will be me!!
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Al
/ September 12, 2014Me too. He dared me. He told me that there was no way I could sit through that crap, and I just had to prove him wrong, no matter the pain.
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mikeyb @ screenkicker
/ September 12, 2014If he asked you to jump off a cliff would you? 😉
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Tyson Carter
/ September 12, 2014Mikey, you saying you wouldn’t jump off a cliff if I asked you nicely?! I thought I could count on you 😉
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Al
/ September 12, 2014Depends on whether it was into custard or baked beans
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Zoë
/ September 12, 2014Yep, not something I will be looking into! Great work.
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Consumed by Film
/ September 12, 2014Indeed, this is a terrible movie! Very well torn apart.
Adam.
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Kristin
/ September 15, 2014I didn’t think it looked very good, so it’s only reassuring to hear that it was completely not worth it. Sounds like it was weird!
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table9mutant
/ September 15, 2014Lol! Nice review. I’ll skip this one. ; )
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